1/10/2022 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Candy Kong” Chapter 79 By Bruce Williams I recently ran a poll online to elicit people’s favorite chocolate Halloween candies—specifying that no tarts or sours be included, nor any high-brow chocolatiers need apply (See’s/Fran’s et al)—and the results are in!  53 friends and family replied, many passionately, and I…

1/3/2022 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Mcdonald’s” Chapter 78 By Bruce Williams A few days ago I got swamped at work.  We were understaffed and closing early because of the snow storm, so I never made it out to lunch after skipping breakfast in lieu of a third coffee.  On my way home, my wife…

12/20/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Ghosts of Christmases Past” Chapter 77 By Bruce Williams As Christmas rolls around this year (faster than ever it seems), I got to thinking about all the lost arts that went with the holiday during my childhood that have fallen off of late—many for good reason.  Let’s have a…

12/13/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “On Satire” Chapter 76 By Bruce Williams While we live in an age of misinformation and conspiracy theories, the perfect opportunity for satire emerges from the thicket to mock the unending ridiculousness and to bring laughter instead of the alternative—shouting into the abyss of “no amount of proof will…

12/6/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Russ vs. The Kid” Chapter 75 By Bruce Williams As what feels like the slow winding down of Russell Wilson’s brilliant Seattle Seahawks’ career, I felt it fitting to address his singular significance in this town’s athletic folklore.  And really, if there were a Mount Rushmore representing the Emerald…

11/29/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “The Wedding Attire” Chapter 74 By Bruce Williams I noticed recently, in small print at the bottom of our alterations price list at work, the following disclaimer: “We do not alter wedding dresses not purchased at (our store).”  It made me smile.  At some point, the tailors drew a…

11/22/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Thanksgiving” Chapter 73 By Bruce Williams The greatest of holidays is here—one centered on three of my favorite things in the world: food, family and football.  I like to host it, too…that way I can make sure that the main TV is locked onto the NFL all day (I…

11/15/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “New Words” Chapter 72 By Bruce Williams Well, it’s time again for Merriman-Webster’s newly added dictionary words—a whopping 455 of ‘em this time—one of my favorite yearly updates to watch for ever since I first read Chaucer’s Middle English* in college and it seemed like it was an entirely…

11/8/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “David Sedaris” Chapter 71 By Bruce Williams I stumbled upon Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris in the paperback section of the book store years ago, and it was several chapters in when I first came across his short story “Big Boy”.  His recounting of an Easter…

10/25/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “One Night in Hollywood” Chapter 70 By Bruce Williams In an attempt to win Father of the Year and feeling guilty about my son Jack being cooped up in our house sequestered by Covid for over a year, I grabbed some tickets for his favorite rock band Greta Van…